The Patient Care Song
It’s impossible for you to get semi-solid stool, all the way up your back. It must be deliberate, ‘cuz you are alert and orient(ed) – for gravity don’t work like that – no, gravity don’t work like that.
I find it really strange that you asked me where I live, and if I had a man. This violates boundaries, it’s JUST PLAIN CREEPY, for our relationship don’t work like that – no, our relationship don’t work like that.
These folks they sometimes try our patience, yes they do, and that goes with the job. You learn to grow a thick skin, and have a sense of humor, ‘cuz we all deal with that – for we all deal with that.