An Anthem for CNAs and Nurses Everywhere

 

Here’s a little ditty I wrote and performed, inspired by creepy patients everywhere – I call it the Patient Care Song – click here to listen.  Special nod to our friend, Clostridium difficile.  Enjoy!

 

The Patient Care Song

 

It’s impossible for you to get semi-solid stool, all the way up your back.  It must be deliberate, ‘cuz you are alert and orient(ed) – for gravity don’t work like that – no, gravity don’t work like that.

 

I find it really strange that you asked me where I live, and if I had a man.  This violates boundaries, it’s JUST PLAIN CREEPY, for our relationship don’t work like that – no, our relationship don’t work like that.

 

These folks they sometimes try our patience, yes they do, and that goes with the job. You learn to grow a thick skin, and have a sense of humor, ‘cuz we all deal with that – for we all deal with that.

 

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